The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.19.12

Morgan Freeman at the European premiere of The Dark Knight Rises in London. (July 18, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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19 Comments
  1. sparkymcgee

    You have something on your face. You might want to have that looked at.

    Jul 19, 2012 at 4:03 pm /  Reply /33
  2. Smapdi

    “Yeah, I might marry my step-granddaughter . . . why, does that make me look creepy?”

    Jul 19, 2012 at 4:04 pm /  Reply /40
  3. maggiore

    I’m the Bloker!

    Jul 19, 2012 at 4:09 pm /  Reply /01
  4. DeucePickle

    I don’t care what picture you put up, this guy is awesome.

    Jul 19, 2012 at 4:13 pm /  Reply /83
  5. Lemmiwinks

    What an amazing coincidence that the title of the movie is the same as Morgan’s favorite pick-up line.

    Jul 19, 2012 at 4:25 pm /  Reply /110
    • Quasimodo

      See, that’s just awesome right there. This dude abides, and he should get as much tail as possible.

      Jul 19, 2012 at 5:46 pm /  Reply /01
  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Honey Badger don’t give a shit

    Jul 19, 2012 at 4:42 pm /  Reply /80
  7. GravyLeg

    “If I had a freckle for every time I committed incest…”

    Jul 19, 2012 at 5:49 pm /  Reply /140
  8. Bionic_Crouton

    Morgan Freeman is smiling because he’s thinking about all the money “The Dark Night Rises” will make.

    Jul 19, 2012 at 6:29 pm /  Reply /30
  9. Little Tongue

    If you connect the dots, it says “horny grandpa”.

    Jul 19, 2012 at 6:47 pm /  Reply /80
  10. kimmykimkim

    I love Morgan Freeman. I mean, how can you not? He’s like the black dad you never had, unless you had a black dad. Then I guess he’s just Morgan Freeman.

    Jul 19, 2012 at 7:03 pm /  Reply /61
  11. vitobonespur

    This is Morgan Freeman? Well fuck me sideways…I thought it was Queequeg. Or Queequeg’s little brother.

    Jul 19, 2012 at 7:52 pm /  Reply /20
  12. cc

    Oh, and when I laugh at people’s melanoma, it’s BAD.

    Jul 19, 2012 at 8:52 pm /  Reply /01
  13. queen4hart

    “Granddaughters, they make me smile.”

    Jul 20, 2012 at 1:13 am /  Reply /20
  14. tlmck

    Best face for voice over work yet.

    Jul 20, 2012 at 1:52 am /  Reply /10
  15. gone

    Nasty.

    Jul 20, 2012 at 10:57 pm /  Reply /00
  16. welldoneson

    Looks like a deep fryer mishap.
    Not supposed to throw the whole turkey in, sport.

    Oh, and he’s a douche for giving Obama a freakin’ million dollars.

    Jul 21, 2012 at 5:54 am /  Reply /00

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