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  1. You have something on your face. You might want to have that looked at.

  2. Smapdi

    “Yeah, I might marry my step-granddaughter . . . why, does that make me look creepy?”

  3. I’m the Bloker!

  4. DeucePickle

    I don’t care what picture you put up, this guy is awesome.

  5. Lemmiwinks

    What an amazing coincidence that the title of the movie is the same as Morgan’s favorite pick-up line.

    • Quasimodo

      See, that’s just awesome right there. This dude abides, and he should get as much tail as possible.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Honey Badger don’t give a shit

  7. “If I had a freckle for every time I committed incest…”

  8. Bionic_Crouton

    Morgan Freeman is smiling because he’s thinking about all the money “The Dark Night Rises” will make.

  9. Little Tongue

    If you connect the dots, it says “horny grandpa”.

  10. kimmykimkim

    I love Morgan Freeman. I mean, how can you not? He’s like the black dad you never had, unless you had a black dad. Then I guess he’s just Morgan Freeman.

  11. This is Morgan Freeman? Well fuck me sideways…I thought it was Queequeg. Or Queequeg’s little brother.

  12. cc

    Oh, and when I laugh at people’s melanoma, it’s BAD.

  13. “Granddaughters, they make me smile.”

  14. tlmck

    Best face for voice over work yet.

  15. gone

    Nasty.

  16. welldoneson

    Looks like a deep fryer mishap.
    Not supposed to throw the whole turkey in, sport.

    Oh, and he’s a douche for giving Obama a freakin’ million dollars.

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