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You have something on your face. You might want to have that looked at.
“Yeah, I might marry my step-granddaughter . . . why, does that make me look creepy?”
I’m the Bloker!
I don’t care what picture you put up, this guy is awesome.
What an amazing coincidence that the title of the movie is the same as Morgan’s favorite pick-up line.
See, that’s just awesome right there. This dude abides, and he should get as much tail as possible.
Honey Badger don’t give a shit
“If I had a freckle for every time I committed incest…”
Morgan Freeman is smiling because he’s thinking about all the money “The Dark Night Rises” will make.
His Step-Granddaughter probably says that every time the Viagra kicks in…
If you connect the dots, it says “horny grandpa”.
I love Morgan Freeman. I mean, how can you not? He’s like the black dad you never had, unless you had a black dad. Then I guess he’s just Morgan Freeman.
“LOL”, as the kids say. :)
This is Morgan Freeman? Well fuck me sideways…I thought it was Queequeg. Or Queequeg’s little brother.
Oh, and when I laugh at people’s melanoma, it’s BAD.
“Granddaughters, they make me smile.”
Best face for voice over work yet.
Nasty.
Looks like a deep fryer mishap.
Not supposed to throw the whole turkey in, sport.
Oh, and he’s a douche for giving Obama a freakin’ million dollars.