I figured Lopez would be more mindful of germs.
I wouldn’t mind if that balcony gave way…
Second day in a row she’s been pictured here with a flower in her hair. Is that supposed to make her look attractive? Or, even worse, like a lady?
All it means is that where most humans have brains, she has a pile of moist dirt.
You might want to wash that hand, dude.
….in boiling acid.
Most people do that to feel the baby kick.
Mario can feel this baby stealing car radios.
I didn’t know Mario Lopez was a ventriloquist. I guess Snooki is his Walter.
Slater,even screech had more common sense to go for a dirty Sanchez vs feeling up snooks boob.
Mario Lopez 5 seconds before picking Snookie up and throwing her off the balcony.
From your lips to God’s ears.
If those 2 had a baby it would look like a monchichi.
“Jesus that baby kicks hard!” “No, that’s a prison riot, the baby’s over here.”
I hear you’ve got a bin in the…what the fuck IS THAT?
First time I’ve even seen a picture of Snooki in which she wore something akin to a smile on her face. Just sayin’…
“Mario, I hope you realize that where I come from this means we are now married!”
She is up to 50 guy names now when he asked “Guess who got you knocked up?”
I always suspected Mario was the father.
This sounds like a job for Maury.
Throw her over the edge quick, quick!
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