1. USDA Prime McBeef

    I figured Lopez would be more mindful of germs.

  2. I wouldn’t mind if that balcony gave way…

  3. Second day in a row she’s been pictured here with a flower in her hair. Is that supposed to make her look attractive? Or, even worse, like a lady?

  4. EricLr

    You might want to wash that hand, dude.

    ….in boiling acid.

  5. Most people do that to feel the baby kick.

    Mario can feel this baby stealing car radios.

  6. Backdoor Ninja

    I didn’t know Mario Lopez was a ventriloquist. I guess Snooki is his Walter.

  7. Urvag

    Slater,even screech had more common sense to go for a dirty Sanchez vs feeling up snooks boob.

  8. Henry

    This looks…charming.

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    Mario Lopez 5 seconds before picking Snookie up and throwing her off the balcony.

  10. sexyman48

    If those 2 had a baby it would look like a monchichi.

  11. Colin

    “Jesus that baby kicks hard!” “No, that’s a prison riot, the baby’s over here.”

  12. cc

    I hear you’ve got a bin in the…what the fuck IS THAT?

  13. First time I’ve even seen a picture of Snooki in which she wore something akin to a smile on her face. Just sayin’…

  14. “Mario, I hope you realize that where I come from this means we are now married!”

  15. SIN

    She is up to 50 guy names now when he asked “Guess who got you knocked up?”

  16. tlmck

    I always suspected Mario was the father.

  17. harshfucker420

    Throw her over the edge quick, quick!

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