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  1. Crissy

    Nice outfit Ms. Brand!

  2. Of course I’m sure I’m rich. Why do you ask?

  3. Frank Burns

    Always looks like he got his clothes from Diane Keaton’s yard sale.

  4. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I DONT OFTEN SCORE ME OWN DRUGS…BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT IN LADY SHOES

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m predicting the male masseur lawsuit in 2015.

  6. Mr. Poop

    that fat hippie lady walks with real grace

  7. bethy

    “Barbie Foot”–A progressive condition which develops through chronic abuse of stiletto heel wear (either alone or in combination with IV drug use). Related ailments: “Barbie Hip” and “Ken Groin.”

    Outlook: Bleak
    Treatment: Amputation and/or death

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Ken Groin would be a nasty surprise! I wonder if it happens overnight, or slowly like growing a hump where your bits should be.

  8. I guess “You should get in her pants, dude.” doesn’t translate into British very well….

  9. navvvet

    Weird is all I can say

  10. sitsdeep

    when he was putting this look together did he run out of steam when he got to his feet or did he just get a change of polish?

  11. Urvag

    Am I the only one who is completely creeped out that this tool has women’s legs???

  12. mamamiasweetpeaches

    You know, I dont have a foot fetish…and Im not a fan of his at all..but I must say..hes got very pretty feet for a man. I wish my hooves were that dainty ! (yes, Im a woman….Im just sayin’ hes lookin better in those shoes than I would!)

  13. Henry

    What?

  14. PooPoo

    Those have got to be photoshopped gams!!! His feet are prettier than mine!!

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    I guess Russell Brand got Katy Perry’s pants in the divorce.

  16. I believe in Jesus even less now.

  17. cc

    His Bay City Rollers scarf has seen better days.

  18. sousvide

    He and Johnny Depp need to get a clothing line together -

  19. Stewie Griffen

    Yea, that’s not too gay looking.

  20. tlmck

    Is this the guy they call Jesus H. Christ?

  21. Check your manhood, Russell.

  22. JungleRed

    You forgot your heels.

  23. Russell, caught in a daydream moment, fantasizes himself strutting the streets in a pair of stripper heels!

  24. mskitty

    I think Russell may have won Katy’s clothes in the custody battle

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