“Don’t get all riled up, interwebs! It don’t count’ as lezerbean if it’s yer cousin’!”
Bullshit… “Lesbian Cousins” is a genre down south.
It has it’s own section at Blockbuster and all.
So this is how Miley gets to sing with Lady Gaga.
Not shown: Miley reaching for her strap-on.
what is wrong with her boobs?
They’re not in my face! Hey now!
They barely exist?
Nothing says, “I’m a badass hard core rocker” like bottle caps on your designer leather jacket. The sagging boobs, on the other hand, are working in her favor.
Shewt blow in mah ear hole like daddy does and see if you caine’t get my dang ol booby to puff back up.
Would dearly love to see Miley in a lesbian porn movie.
Hilarious how predictable the outcome of early fame, stupidity and awful parenting is.
Nothing clears the blues away like a fake lesbian experience you can post on instagram.
Too funny how these people buy such crap like that jacket.
This just in: Bookies no longer take bets on whether Miley is a lesbian or not.
Forget the lipstick lesbian, this is full-on dyke on dyke action.
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