1. Alessandra, the Always Maxi Fairy, bestowing cramps and bloating on the grateful women of Brazil.

  2. Who the hell collects platinum maxi pads?!

  3. Looks like there is a mini one stuck on the inside of her dress..or is that a tag?

  4. “Alessandra, how often do you sell out?”
    “Always”
    BOOM! Roasted.

  5. Queen Menstrua, Royal Guardian of the Galactic Flow…Watch as her Wings Of Absorbency protect her subjects from the evil Crimson Curse!

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