“You know I wish that I had Jesse’s cur.”
Where can I find a puppy like that?
I know, huh? I’ve been funny, I’ve been cool with the lines.
“You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute. I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot “
I think you may have misunderstood what was going on here.
I thought it was Keanu minus jacket plus smile.
Dentures – Check
Wig – Check
Neck Waddle – Check
Wattle. Like a turkey. Jiiiiive turkey.
Stealing Jesse’s dog out of jealousy.
Turns out Jesse’s girl was a bitch.
You’ve heard of service dogs like seeing-eye dogs, and seizure dogs. Now meet the ‘groupie dog’, canines trained to provide adulation to aging performance artists. The dog pictured is Springfield’s third groupie dog, after one dog left him for Meatloaf, and another jumped from the tour bus window when Springfield started singing from his latest album.
Can they do Amber Alerts for dogs?
All of these apply:
1. Jessie’s Girl
2. I’ve Done Everything For You
3. Everybody’s Girl
4. Love is Allright Tonite
5. Don’t Talk to Strangers
6. Human Touch
7. Affair of the Heart
8. What kind of Fool am I?
9. State of the Heart
It’s a long, slow ride from teenage heartthrob to aging lesbian.
Criss Angel said he is going to make my dog disappear…Where the fuck is he going?
I hope I look a tenth as good at 61!
Yes, really. 61.
“Something something, career screwed the pooch, something, bestiality reference, something something.”
Where can I find some hair plugs like that?
(I play along with the charade…)
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