1. “You know I wish that I had Jesse’s cur.”

  2. I thought it was Keanu minus jacket plus smile.

  3. Dentures – Check
    Wig – Check
    Neck Waddle – Check

  4. EricLR

    Stealing Jesse’s dog out of jealousy.

  5. Turns out Jesse’s girl was a bitch.

  6. Frank Burns

    You’ve heard of service dogs like seeing-eye dogs, and seizure dogs. Now meet the ‘groupie dog’, canines trained to provide adulation to aging performance artists. The dog pictured is Springfield’s third groupie dog, after one dog left him for Meatloaf, and another jumped from the tour bus window when Springfield started singing from his latest album.

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Can they do Amber Alerts for dogs?

  8. ksmack

    All of these apply:

    1. Jessie’s Girl
    2. I’ve Done Everything For You
    3. Everybody’s Girl
    4. Love is Allright Tonite
    5. Don’t Talk to Strangers
    6. Human Touch
    7. Affair of the Heart
    8. What kind of Fool am I?
    9. State of the Heart

  9. It’s a long, slow ride from teenage heartthrob to aging lesbian.

  10. Criss Angel said he is going to make my dog disappear…Where the fuck is he going?

  11. Phoenix

    I hope I look a tenth as good at 61!

  12. “Something something, career screwed the pooch, something, bestiality reference, something something.”

  13. Where can I find some hair plugs like that?
    (I play along with the charadeā€¦)

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