1. Her boobs used to be so nice…

  2. What I want to eat doesn’t come on a plate. It’s her pussy fyi.

  3. Emma Watson's Vagina

    still would do.

  4. Lionel Frankenstein

    Her inexplicable transformation into Rashida Jones is now complete.

  5. I see her knee-rests are clearly marked.

  6. The IMDB synopsis of CHEF:

    A chef who loses his restaurant job starts up a food truck in an effort to reclaim his creative promise, while piecing back together his estranged family.

    I would rather eat fish from a Mexican lunch truck at 11pm than watch that movie.

  7. oldfool

    So….they’re bringing back Jersey Shore?

  8. Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to cast Paz de la Huerta rather than remake Scarlett over completely in her image?

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