1. I feel sorry for this guy’s butthole

  2. Slappy Magoo

    He looks like a photo negative of Grace Jones.

  3. PassingTrue

    Welcome to the Bryan Singer cocktail party, skippy.

  4. Ancient Rome just popped a boner.

  5. Cock Dr

    Can I have him? I’d like to have a genuine androgynous garden sprite to flit around my backyard this summer, refilling the iced tea glasses, scaring the squirrels off the birdfeeder.

  6. JimBB

    Species IV: The Aliens Target Bryan Singer

  7. Could you imagine him in prison? He’d be a supermodel there.

  8. Jackmac

    Sandy Duncan had too much work done.

  9. Honestly, if you’d have asked me yesterday if it was conceivable for this man to look substantially gayer than he did the previous day, I would have said “Not in a million years.” So it must be July 17, 1002014.

  10. I never thought I’d see Tilda in jean shorts.

  11. Swearin

    Are we sure this isn’t really the beginning of a vampire LeStat reboot?

  12. He’s like a gay Justin Beiber… Is that redundant?

  13. Who is she? Is she famous?

  14. Ian

    Glad to see that David Beckham finally shaved that God awful mustache! Looking good Becks!

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