“Well, technically, it’s not solicitation if I have no money, right?”
Hey, are either of you ladies looking for a leech?
Somebody’s about to get a black eye.
“You guys want to meet Lindsay Lohan?”
“Hey you want a special meet and greet with Lindsay Lohan?”
“Are you my father?”
“I gotta go…”
‘Hey, did I hear someone say they could use a little pimping out?’
Michael magically appears anytime a woman says “Ain’t that a swift kick in the crotch.”
I…do realize I’m a useless sack of shit, yes. Thank you for reminding me.
Get out from behind that garbage can, ladies. Your vaginas aren’t going to kick themselves!
Oh God. This total ass-hat, low life clown is in my town? Where are the police when you need them??? Who is letting the riff-raff in??? Look at this idiot; trying to pick up the locals…Michael – they don’t look like they’re really into you…
“Hey! That’s my fuckin’ can! Put that back!”
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Michael Lohan in Delray Beach, FL. (July 16, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News