Elijah Wood in New York City. (July 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Hey shithead. They sell pants with different length inseams, so you can get some that fit.
Please remember he’s hobbit-sized….
He had to buy a Brooklyn Ken doll to get them.
Don;t you love it when pseudo-celebrities show how radical they are by appearing to not caring what they look like?
Little known fact, before departing Middle Earth for the Gray Havens, Frodo hipster-douched around New York for a while
“Hipster-douched” is lovely… but isn’t it a little bit redundant?
not when it’s used as a verb.
With that look, you CAN just stroll into Mordor.
Not helping those gay rumors any.
Apparently, International Male is synonymous for the shire.
Gay men have far better fashion sense.
Living in the city of Big Folk has changed Frodo a lot.
Sorry, bro, can’t help you here.
An oral fixation pacifier in each hand.
Suck it Wood.
Suck it long, and suck it hard.
God that looks terrifying! Like a gay psychotic serial killer.
Jonah Hill’s skinny jeans from Goodwill.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m calling the Committee to tell them to end the nominations for 2012 Hipster of the Year. We have our man!
I don’t know that it’s so clear-cut. It could still come down to a douche-off between him and LaBeouf.
Froto looks like he is about to venture into the Scientology shire.
Is that where the word frotage comes from?
Hey kid, you look good with that cigarette, makes you look kinda… sophisticated or somethin’.
He has the “Haters Gonna Hate” stroll perfected.
On today’s segment, we’ll meet the richest chav in England.
For the answers to what 21 things are wrong with this picture, turn to the back of your Highlights magazine.
You know, cigarettes will stunt your growth? Ah, too late!
He dresses like he’s from fucking Iowa, which — coincidentally — he is!
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