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  1. Hey shithead. They sell pants with different length inseams, so you can get some that fit.

  2. Mik

    Don;t you love it when pseudo-celebrities show how radical they are by appearing to not caring what they look like?

  3. Little known fact, before departing Middle Earth for the Gray Havens, Frodo hipster-douched around New York for a while

  4. Nonny Moose

    With that look, you CAN just stroll into Mordor.

  5. catapostrophe

    Steamshrunk.

  6. tlmck

    Not helping those gay rumors any.

  7. Cock Dr

    Living in the city of Big Folk has changed Frodo a lot.

  8. Contusion

    Dandy!

  9. Henry

    Sorry, bro, can’t help you here.

  10. Johnny P!

    An oral fixation pacifier in each hand.
    Suck it Wood.
    Suck it long, and suck it hard.

  11. Robot Warfare

    God that looks terrifying! Like a gay psychotic serial killer.

  12. bethy

    Jonah Hill’s skinny jeans from Goodwill.

  13. EricLr

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m calling the Committee to tell them to end the nominations for 2012 Hipster of the Year. We have our man!

  14. Urvag

    Froto looks like he is about to venture into the Scientology shire.

  15. Dick Hell

    Hey kid, you look good with that cigarette, makes you look kinda… sophisticated or somethin’.

  16. He has the “Haters Gonna Hate” stroll perfected.

  17. cc

    On today’s segment, we’ll meet the richest chav in England.

  18. For the answers to what 21 things are wrong with this picture, turn to the back of your Highlights magazine.

  19. You know, cigarettes will stunt your growth? Ah, too late!

  20. He dresses like he’s from fucking Iowa, which — coincidentally — he is!

  21. Really?

    No man looks straight when drinking from a straw…the purse isn’t helping either.

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