That ass needs work… but I guess so does mine.
With a little more bathing suit she’d look okay. Just because you CAN bare your ass doesn’t necessarily mean that you should.
looks like cottage cheese with green mold
Look, lose the fat bitch and we got a deal.
You’re addressing Steven aren’t you.
“That one’s a quote from Theodore Roosevelt. The girl in the next chair was having the same quote put on, and I decided it was much better than the tattoo of Popeye I was going to get.”
C’mon, guys, that’s not Stephen Dorff. Stephen Dorff doesn’t wear bikini…oh wait. I get it now. Neverminnnnd…
I don’t think that bikini was originally a thong.
From the looks of that ass/midsection/thighs, it started as a one-piece.
They’re having a Butter Convention.
Tara Reid (just out of frame) has put on so much tanning oil, her stomach is reflected on that woman’s ass.
A few years ago he wouldn’t even look at those women.
To the ladies of the Café del Mar I am Johnny Handsome, but you may know me better as the Champagne Assassin.
HYou say that you’re an actor.. and you wanna have a three way? OK.. It’s got to be better than that time we did David Schwimmer
Have either of you ladies seen an international movie star around here?
What do you mean “NO”?
“No, that was Christian Slater in ‘Broken Arrow’. I was in ‘Blade’ and…uh…other stuff. Really.”
Oh look, a twat with wings!
Be nice to see what they’re attached to. Kind of hoping for a Rick Griffin flying eyeball.
“Remember ME? I used to be an actor!
Back when that bathing suit bottom fit you!”
ewww cellulite and back rolls. not sexy.
Took the words out of my brain.
Seen here, the first paparazzo to develop his own schtick.
He does know pouring champagne over that ass won’t make it any thinner, right?
It just needs some very determined and repetitive ironing out…using my pelvic/abs region as the iron.
Why do some girls do this to our eyes?
This outfit, Spandex and those stupid sweat pants on fat girls are a no no!
Como se dice “would you be interested in banging a pseudo celebrity?”
Oh…that’s an unfortunate ass.
Why am I pissed that Stephen Dorff still has Ibiza money?
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Stephen Dorff in Ibiza, Spain. (July 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
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