1. vgrly

    That ass needs work… but I guess so does mine.

    • Dick Hell

      With a little more bathing suit she’d look okay. Just because you CAN bare your ass doesn’t necessarily mean that you should.

  2. Mr. Poop

    looks like cottage cheese with green mold

  3. neo

    Look, lose the fat bitch and we got a deal.

  4. “That one’s a quote from Theodore Roosevelt. The girl in the next chair was having the same quote put on, and I decided it was much better than the tattoo of Popeye I was going to get.”

  5. C’mon, guys, that’s not Stephen Dorff. Stephen Dorff doesn’t wear bikini…oh wait. I get it now. Neverminnnnd…

  6. anny_nonomous

    I don’t think that bikini was originally a thong.

  7. Henry

    They’re having a Butter Convention.

  8. Johnny P!

    Tara Reid (just out of frame) has put on so much tanning oil, her stomach is reflected on that woman’s ass.

  9. Robot Warfare

    A few years ago he wouldn’t even look at those women.

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    To the ladies of the Café del Mar I am Johnny Handsome, but you may know me better as the Champagne Assassin.

  11. Bigalkie

    HYou say that you’re an actor.. and you wanna have a three way? OK.. It’s got to be better than that time we did David Schwimmer

  12. EricLr

    Have either of you ladies seen an international movie star around here?

    What do you mean “NO”?

  13. The Pope

    “No, that was Christian Slater in ‘Broken Arrow’. I was in ‘Blade’ and…uh…other stuff. Really.”

  14. cc

    Oh look, a twat with wings!

  15. mamamiasweetpeaches

    “Remember ME? I used to be an actor!


    Back when that bathing suit bottom fit you!”

  16. lily

    ewww cellulite and back rolls. not sexy.

  17. Seen here, the first paparazzo to develop his own schtick.

  18. Swearin

    He does know pouring champagne over that ass won’t make it any thinner, right?

  19. Heffe

    It just needs some very determined and repetitive ironing out…using my pelvic/abs region as the iron.

  20. King Diamond

    Why do some girls do this to our eyes?

    This outfit, Spandex and those stupid sweat pants on fat girls are a no no!

  21. EZ-B

    Como se dice “would you be interested in banging a pseudo celebrity?”

  22. Chris

    Oh…that’s an unfortunate ass.

  23. journalschism

    Why am I pissed that Stephen Dorff still has Ibiza money?

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