1. it had to be said

    Step into a Slim Jim!

  2. Elle Macpherson and Nick Nolte should never have gotten into the teleporter pod at the same time.

  3. Elle Macpherson in an undisclosed location (most likely because nobody gives a flying fuck anymore).

  4. Holy shit, I thought it was Steven Tyler in the thumbnail!

  5. DeucePickle

    Must be Lake Chernobyl.

  6. joe

    Must….get…..the…precious.

  7. Contusion

    Oh geez, I thought it was Kirk Douglass in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

  8. Curse you, UV light and gravity! You win again.

  9. This is what Spock would look like if he had survived the engine room disaster. And was a woman. And liked to snorkel.

  10. I’d still hit it. But she’d have to leave the gloves on. And the mask. And the snorkel.

  11. Ricardo Montalbán

    I request nothing beyond the luxury of soft, Corinthian leather.

  12. James F

    So that’s where Steven Tyler’s been vacationing

  13. JepJooHurdEet

    Unwilling to risk moob saggage, Steven Tyler goes two pieces.

  14. Henry

    She really wants that ring.

  15. cc

    That reminds me, I need a new wallet.

  16. Kat

    Hahaha, I thought that was Steven Tyler!

  17. Oh God, Billy, wish her into the cornfield son…please, just wish her into the cornfield!

  18. lily

    oh boy yes semi scary but i will give her a break since shes like 50 years old

  19. MeMe

    Um, this is due to too much sun. Wear your sunscreen ladies.

  20. suckmyladydick

    It’s looking for it’s precious. Sorry hun, Kelly Osborn took it.

  21. The Brown Streak

    When Carrot Top drowns, just throw his props into the water with him.

  22. Anna

    it was stupid of her to tan all her life

  23. Schmidtler

    damn, Mickey Rourke lost alot of weight!

  24. SidJenkins

    Seriously thought this was Steven Tyler…

  25. dboffer

    Time is an unforgiving bitch.

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