Elle Macpherson in an undisclosed location (most likely because of the quarantine resulting from whatever horrible radiation is causing her skin to do this) somewhere near Spain. (July 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Step into a Slim Jim!
Elle Macpherson and Nick Nolte should never have gotten into the teleporter pod at the same time.
ELLE: If secondary element is Nolte, what happened to Nolte?
Elle Macpherson in an undisclosed location (most likely because nobody gives a flying fuck anymore).
Holy shit, I thought it was Steven Tyler in the thumbnail!
Must be Lake Chernobyl.
Oh geez, I thought it was Kirk Douglass in 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
Curse you, UV light and gravity! You win again.
This is what Spock would look like if he had survived the engine room disaster. And was a woman. And liked to snorkel.
I’d still hit it. But she’d have to leave the gloves on. And the mask. And the snorkel.
I request nothing beyond the luxury of soft, Corinthian leather.
and it’s Ricardo FTW!
So that’s where Steven Tyler’s been vacationing
Unwilling to risk moob saggage, Steven Tyler goes two pieces.
She really wants that ring.
That reminds me, I need a new wallet.
Hahaha, I thought that was Steven Tyler!
I honestly did, too!!!! She is a very beautiful woman, but something looks weird in this particular photo.
Oh God, Billy, wish her into the cornfield son…please, just wish her into the cornfield!
excellent reference! :D
oh boy yes semi scary but i will give her a break since shes like 50 years old
Um, this is due to too much sun. Wear your sunscreen ladies.
It’s looking for it’s precious. Sorry hun, Kelly Osborn took it.
When Carrot Top drowns, just throw his props into the water with him.
it was stupid of her to tan all her life
damn, Mickey Rourke lost alot of weight!
Seriously thought this was Steven Tyler…
Time is an unforgiving bitch.
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