Bless, you fish…. Just… Bless you
“yes sweetheart, we’re definitely catching your good side”
After yesterday’s posts claiming Kelly has implants I did some research, according to which she claims they are real. But several plastic surgeons opine that, while they certainly look real, she very possible MAY have had augmentation surgery. As far as I’m concerned, they’re real until there’s proof otherwise.
And by “proof” I mean I’ll have to touch the surgical scars with my tongue!
If you can’t fulfill your duties then I will take your place.
PS. It’s only going to go downhill from here.
I’m pretty sure you have to go “downhill” to tongue the surgical scars.
I recommend the “View Full Size” feature kindly provided above.
That chick is hot.
As a straight woman, I would suffer 20 minutes alone with Chris Brown for 20 seconds with those beauties.
As long as he’s not singing, right? Anything but that!
This photographer deserves the Pulitzer prize for photography.
She drinks to forget that she left Jason Statham for Billy Zane.
Ooh… that’s gotta hurt.
She was with Jason Statham?! Poor woman, her boobs must have stopped thinking at some point. They’re definitely fake.
Imagine sitting beside her at dinner and trying to focus on your plate.
She just can’t do wrong. It’s a genetical impossibility.
There is something fake about this pic, and it ain’t her boobs. How is it possible that three guys and the waitstaff aren’t tripping over each other to fill her glass for her? Does this really happen in her world?
What the fuck do you expect in a Denny’s?
shown wearing a dress from the ‘Benny hill’ collection.
Not pictured: Sofia Loren staring at her cleavage
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