That train has left the station.
Correct. I publicly agree with you.
Who is she”?
Lindsey lohan 2030
Correction: Heidi Montag 2030
WHAT. THE FUCK. HAPPENED TO CINDY MARGOLIS. :-O Man, I masturbated to her so many times I STILL have carpal tunnel in my right wrist. Damned shame.
And this chick was the most popular chick on the internet once?
No. Back in the mid 90s she made that claim on some talk shows, and since The Internet at that point was a mysterious thing people knew nothing about, they actually listened to her and gave her a talk show and 15 minutes of fame. She was never a thing.
“Hey!…HEY! I ushed to be the mosht downloaded woman on my computer. BURRRRP! NOT ANY MOOOOOORE! But you can download ON me for, like, maybe thirty dollarsh.”
Im sure that when she made that statement about being the most “downloaded” woman on the internet she didnt REALLY mean downloaded as we know it…
In those days, what they meant was, every time a photo was loaded onto a page, people like her that didn’t know real internet terminology, would call it a download. So if there were 40 photos on a page, she would call it 40 downloads every time someone went to that page.
In other news, Kate Upton was visited by the Ghost of Sports Illustrated Past last night.
Would still (and just did) splooge all over those boobs.
She was very popular on ARPAnet.
It took forever to download the ASCII art of her on a 300 baud modem.
Doc said fix my wonk and black tooth but I said if they’re staring at my brand new tits they’ll never notice the other – saved enough money to buy this dress!
that left breast is allllmost as lazy as her left eye. almost.
This always makes me lol, as long as it is the right pic and this is just the definition of that!
The tits are holding up nicely. The face? Not so much.
Still think drugs are cool, kids?
Ladies and Gentlemen, the illustrious Cindy Margolis. The most downloaded woman on the internet ……….in 1999.
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