Just taking a piss behind this 711…
50 bucks says she eats it.
“The snozberries taste like snozberries!”
Meow that was damn funny!
Ms. Stefani….Ms. Stefani, those aren’t snozberries, ma’am. They’re crack rocks.
“One of the things I like so much about being here France is you can stop to piss anywhere…huh? Hollywood? Oops!”
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go
So did she get that red lipstick tattooed to her lips?
When you’re as white as Casper the friendly ghost, you have to do something to give your skin some semblance of colour.
The guy who built that wall got fired and ended up as Vanessa Paradis’ dentist.
Aren’t you supposed to point your asshole downhill so it doesn’t get on your feet?
“I can’t believe that guy sold me the world’s tiniest violin!”
Where did you go, 1992?
…and this is what she has been reduced to – sucking off tramps for pennies. She had a career once, don’t you know.
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