So uhmmm… hey how ya doin’??

Nice boob tat.

Those implants may be made in China, but they do look damn good!

“Le tatouage? C’est chinois pour ‘So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.’ Les chinois, ils sont intelligents. Tout cela dans un mot.”

I hope Selma Blair sees this.

She’s going Green Hornet with the makeup.

(yes, she also has a face.)

Well, hello…

Reality TV? She’s better suited to cartoons.

What’s the other one called?

Katie Price 3.6

Those boobs make me forget about her raccoon tan.

Fed up with Chrissy getting all the attention, Janet and the girls head for the Regal Beagle.

I suppose her bones might be real.

Hello. /James May

are those real? shes cute but kinda jersey shore generic looking and the trashy tattoo ruins it.

When your boobs are bigger than your ass…they are too big.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

Too skinny for such giant tits. It’s a shame considering she has a decent face.

That nose is just decorative, right? Mouthbreather.

I think her tits have a bar code.

She has three shades of skin going on here.
Oh look, boobs too!

Beautiful!

I’ll take this over Snooki anyday.

That top must be made by Goodyear.

Plasticface, do not want.

That’s the Chinese character for gallbladder. Clearly not well-versed in anatomy.

WTF Is she wearing!!!????? frick….pretty but the outfit is HORRID therefor has made her look HORRID

Was this taken at Comic Con cause she’s wearing a mask???

Like a Snooki raccoon with jugs.

It’s good to see the Euros shaving their pits these days.

“You want me to call you a cab or something?” –The guy off-camera

“Show a little more skin!!”…”OK, hows this?”