superficial

  1. So uhmmm… hey how ya doin’??

  2. Andre Soto

    Those implants may be made in China, but they do look damn good!

  3. “Le tatouage? C’est chinois pour ‘So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.’ Les chinois, ils sont intelligents. Tout cela dans un mot.”

  4. DeucePickle

    I hope Selma Blair sees this.

  5. Henry

    She’s going Green Hornet with the makeup.

    (yes, she also has a face.)

  6. Sheppy

    Well, hello…

  7. Reality TV? She’s better suited to cartoons.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    What’s the other one called?

  9. Bigalkie

    Katie Price 3.6

  10. Hank E. Ring

    Those boobs make me forget about her raccoon tan.

  11. JepJooHurdEet

    Fed up with Chrissy getting all the attention, Janet and the girls head for the Regal Beagle.

  12. cc

    I suppose her bones might be real.

  13. O'chunt

    Hello. /James May

  14. lily

    are those real? shes cute but kinda jersey shore generic looking and the trashy tattoo ruins it.

  15. vgrly

    When your boobs are bigger than your ass…they are too big.

  16. kimmykimkim

    Oh, for fuck’s sake.

    Too skinny for such giant tits. It’s a shame considering she has a decent face.

  17. CranAppleSnapple

    That nose is just decorative, right? Mouthbreather.

  18. Crissy

    I think her tits have a bar code.

  19. She has three shades of skin going on here.
    Oh look, boobs too!

  20. I’ll take this over Snooki anyday.

  21. tlmck

    That top must be made by Goodyear.

  22. jim

    Plasticface, do not want.

  23. eggs

    That’s the Chinese character for gallbladder. Clearly not well-versed in anatomy.

  24. Kitty

    WTF Is she wearing!!!????? frick….pretty but the outfit is HORRID therefor has made her look HORRID

  25. Kitty

    Was this taken at Comic Con cause she’s wearing a mask???

  26. Like a Snooki raccoon with jugs.

  27. Colonel Angus

    It’s good to see the Euros shaving their pits these days.

  28. journalschism

    “You want me to call you a cab or something?” –The guy off-camera

  29. squishy

    “Show a little more skin!!”…”OK, hows this?”

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