Google April Rose.
Do NOT Google Kris Murrell. Save yourself.
Still better than JNL.
I just fucking google’d that second bitch!
I warned you Deacon.
That’s….. that’s unpossible.
I can’t imagine the movie “Grown Ups 2″ having any “stars” in it.
I’d really like to get to know this April Rose. I think we’d have a lot in common. For instance, she’s got huge fake cans, and I enjoy motorboating huge fake cans.
PS – A google image search of her is much more flattering than this picture.
“…and that is how you do reverse cowgirl…”
BEST. MOVIE. DESCRIPTION. EVAR.
Speaking of steaming piles of shit…
Where have I seen poses like this? Oh, yes. Cakefarts.com.
“Go up to Shaq, you said. Flirt with him, you said. He’s harmless, you said. Kris, if I can ever unclench again, I’m gonna walk over there and beat you.”
“That’s the position you’re going to have to assume if you want to have sex with Shaq, honey.”
“So you sit on him like this”
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