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  1. BeckyStyle

    How many “insertion” comments are we gonna get? Let’s see who’s the best!

  2. Josephus

    “So tell us, Nicole, how did you get your start in Hollywood?”

  3. catapostrophe

    “Hey! Take a picture of me pretending to suck this imaginary dick!”

  4. Odbarc

    Do a Paris Hilton impression.

  5. Demonstrating the effectiveness of her “air dog” diet.

  6. Crying out for some Photoshop.

  7. LLBL

    “…and don’t forget to lick the balls.”

  8. “It had cheese and tomatoes and pickles and lettuce and – get this – MEAT in it. And Joel said it was a HAMburger, but it didn’t have ham in it. And he told me to take a bite. And I did and it was incredible, and then I went into shock.”

  9. You’re going to have to open wider than that for me, Nicole.

  10. Bob

    “…and then Rihanna’s all like… gah! I can’t even get my mouth open half that wide! It was hilarious!!”

  11. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    This is the closest she’s been to consuming something in 3 years.

  12. sc4play

    Waiting on the black microphone…….

  13. another mike

    This is going to make an amazing “fathead” sticker for my wall with the hole in it.

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