1. Josephus

    I assume she’s not playing the title role?

  2. “I will break that hand off if you touch me again.”

  3. john


  4. “Does this tickle?”

  5. Why is Moby touching that old lady?

  6. Big Toe

    It’s Robert Barone’s brother in law (aka Woogie from “There’s Something About Mary”)

  7. Watch it – that’s the same look she gave to Jayne Mansfield.

  8. bergie

    “For the tenth fucking time, yes I’m real and yes I’m alive! Now stop touching me”

  9. “Not touching. Can’t get mad.”

  10. Later, he will tell his friends he fingered Sophia Loren.

  11. Dangles the Wonder Mule

    I still would if she let me.

  12. Urbanspaceman

    I understand she won’t admit to any cosmetic surgery but the hair is dyed, right?

  13. At this point it’s either admit to cosmetic surgery or admit to murdering virgins, Sophia. PICK ONE.

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