superficial

  1. Josephus

    He’s a “spring-breaker” of another sort.

  2. catapostrophe

    Girlish hands, weak arms, enormous torso, little to no neck–an amazing specimen. They should put him in tons of movies.

  3. broduhjenner

    i’ll tell you what’s not in that bag, fruits and vegetables.

  4. Is it really a neck beard if it’s on his second chin….?

  5. Is that bag full of his skinny clothes on their way to goodwill?

  6. john

    I AM TO BE TAKEN AS A SERIOUS ACTOR GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!

  7. Skippy86

    Never thought of covering a triple chin with chia seed and letting it grow.

  8. He’s going to need a riding mower to trim that shit up.

  9. Pine Table Fever

    He got so hungry he even took a bite our his right arm.

  10. gellinlikemagellan

    His beard has a beard.

  11. Vlad

    How can he be taken seriously with a Hot Pocket burn on his arm?

  12. Beer Baron

    On first glimpse I thought that was one of those Dominoes heat bags which he camouflaged.

    “Just me and my pizzas going for a stroll…”

  13. anonymous

    From all that fat he regained it sure as hell isn’t a gym bag, so that’s got to be his purse.

  14. Whyask

    Chaz Bono has never looked healthier.

  15. Pretty sure it’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s head in the bag.

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