1. Plastic Surgeon: What can I do for you today?

    Steve: Can you make me look like Howdy Doody?

  2. Wow, he looks like an albino monkey

  3. Will soon be looking for a cocoon filled pool to dive into.

  4. He said to his plastic surgeon and asked for the young Jerry Lewis.

  5. I have no snark for this. I just feel bad.

  6. Swearin

    The Stonecutters are still dropping the ball on this guy…

  7. After age 50, they all look like this. And you know what I mean by “they”.

  8. Josephus

    I know Kraft singles are delicious, but dude. Time and place.

  9. JimBB

    Roger Ebert is looking well.

  10. Slappy Magoo

    Looks like Officer Mahoney just swallowed something down at the Blue Oyster

  11. Men who get too much plastic surgery always end up looking like their moms.

  12. Vlad

    Hey Laaaaaaddddyyyyyyy!

  13. Minky Wail

    “Wig! Wig! Wig alert!”

  14. When did Steve Guttenberg turn into an old jewish comedian?

    oh, right…

  15. Johnny Barbells

    …apparently steve went method for his role…

  16. “Mommy I dropped my ice cream waaaaaaaah !”

  17. That is very sad. Poor Mahoney.

  18. “So what do you think? Would I look good with a goatee?

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