For realz? That’s Tom Cruise? For Xenu’s sake get that man a diuretic ASAP.
The last time I saw that hair style was in “There’s Something About Mary”.
Looks like he just had a gay old time.
Or a gay old timer, you never know.
He looks like he had fun.
He looks like a smaller version of Mickey Rooney.
… or a gayer version of Lance Bass
Time is finally catching on with Tom
not that i care – but i’m bored… that ain’t Tom Cruise.
“This damn butt plug is extra uncomfotable. They must of ignored me when I told them that I needed the little-big man version!”
Why is his faced all puffy?
I think someone partook of some wine with dinner.
Good to see Big Boy is still putting it out there!
…and starring Tom Cruise, as the Beaver?
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Tom Cruise leaving Little House restaurant (HA! Get it?! BECAUSE HE'S SHORT!!!!1) in London. (July 9, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News