1. That man is holding in a fart.

  2. Dormant Canadian

    Hey! She’s dating the real-life Zoolander!

  3. Short Round

    I will pay up to 5 bucks to anyone who walks up and punches that guy. You can’t escort Emma Watson and make that face!

  4. Oh yeah, he’s straight.

  5. Just out of curiosity, why would she agree to be this guys beard? No, seriously. What does she get out of it? And if anyone tells me he’s straight, I’ll suck my dick.

  6. Ken

    Does anyone else feel she looked classy even when she was swinging an axe and screaming “I’m not fucking around!”?
    Not kidding, I like her style.

  7. I get the feeling that Emma plans all of her little “wardrobe malfunctions” ‘cuz deep down inside she really wants the world to see her naked…À la Miley Cyrus. And I, for one, am all for it! C’mon, ladies and gentlemen — let’s give her a big hand!!!

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