1. Cock Dr

    She does the sullen disheveled bitch thing very well.

  2. She looks like the red-head sheep dog from the old Warner Bros cartoons.

  3. Don’t be so sad, Kristen. You’ll find another guy who loves you. Then you’ll cheat on him. You’ll be all smiles then.

  4. She’s turning into red-headed Kelly Osbourne

  5. Rupert Saunders threw his marriage away for this??

  6. someone

    And we find out she’s a lesbian in 5…4…3….2…

  7. anonymous

    That right boobie is a depressed looking as Robert Pattison when he found out she was fucking her director.

  8. Dormant Canadian

    She and Ellen Page would make such a nice couple.

  9. Swearin

    Haylie Williams of Paramore is going to cut a bitch…

  10. I like that girl and her sullen shit but this is too much.

  11. Cleans up nicely, I see.

  12. Dole

    WTF is this?

  13. Makrel

    Don’t be sad Kristen – that’s why the call it SCHPOOPLE!

  14. Quavis


  15. According to, Kristen Stewart is worth $70 million dollars.

    I’m just going to let that soak in while I draw you a hot bath and lay out some razor blades.

  16. Looks like B’bare developed gynecomastia.

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