superficial

  1. Your move, Shia.

  2. Cock Dr

    Feeling a faint flicker of affection for Josh right now. Such a sucker for a man in pink bunny suit.
    Ok, I’m over it.

  3. He looks like a pink nightmare.

  4. Is this charity event one where you pay to have douchebaggy celebrities dress up as animals and then you beat them with a bat.

  5. And here I thought the Bunny Man was just an urban legend.

  6. Short Round

    Wilfred’s gay cousin was not just going to lay down and take it from those bullying Rottweilers. No matter how sexy they were.

  7. At first I thought he was the reincarnation of Harvey, the Pooka. But then I realized he’s probably just taking a shot at Hugh Hefner.

  8. buzz

    I’m surprised Miley isn’t there somewhere waiting to rub her asshole on him.

    • Dole

      Don’t worry Buzz, that will come later.

      …and two weeks after that he’ll be at his GP asking why he has these painful, small, watery blisters.

  9. Boner Bunny UP UP UP AND AWAY!!!!!

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    I always attend the “Kick this asshole in the nuts for a dollar Cancer Drive”.

  11. I thought Fergie was the one with the drug problem.

  12. cc

    Where’s Deacon Jones?

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