I was on the edge of having a crush on this actor, so thank U for helping push me back towards common sense & sanity. He’s just another big doofus who looks good in stage mascara.

I thought that was Dr. House.

“Just 10 more feet to the bathroom, and I can get this balloon of Colombian gold out of my ass,” he thought to himself, while carrying a large purse.

Welcome to Cash Cab!

I thought Vanilla Ice was building houses in Texas these days.

I want to know why every body loves this dude. But to do that, I’m going to have to start watching Mad Men, and if I do that, I’m going to just end up watching Christina Hendricks the whole time. So could we just skip all that and someone email why he’s so great and attach a picture of Christina’s boobs ?

Are you lookin at me???

So does this guy just drag his right foot around everywhere? What’s up with his shoe? I bet he’s got some crazy eagle talon toe nail. That’s gotta be it.