Yep, he looks like he could be mayor of New York City. Nope, that’s not a compliment.
SANTA?! (I know him!!) — Elf
God, he looks awful!! Ge gained more weight!
Alec Baldwin apparently has too much expendible income earmarked for groceries, and not enough expendible income earmarked for hygienic supplies and clothing.BURRRRP…grab me another 40 of beer, will ya?
Well look there- it’s a modern, high functioning man.
Or a drunked up hobo on his way to the soup kitchen. Whichever.
a good bowel movement brings laughter and smiles, no matter what age you are.
weiner is a complicated modern man.
The Old Man and the Sea
He’s smiling because the bounty hunter brought him Han Solo frozen in carbonite.
I’d like to see HIS personal trainer try and tell him he can’t order something off the menu.
…and yet your girlfriend would still bang him.
This is what a happy fulfilled American looks like…haters in 3,2,1…
“And if I’m elected mayor of New York City, it’ll be free nachos at the bowling alley on Mondays!”
A-B-C! Always Be Closing! Always Be Closing your fridge, dude!
looks like he hasn’t had coffee privileges for some time now…
All he needs is a cardboard sign.
“the fat baldwin”
Doesn’t he have an iron??
Obviously not! HAHAHA
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