1. Yep, he looks like he could be mayor of New York City. Nope, that’s not a compliment.

  2. Grizzly Adams…

  3. elaine benes

    SANTA?! (I know him!!) — Elf

  4. Melissa

    God, he looks awful!! Ge gained more weight!

  5. vitobonespur

    Alec Baldwin apparently has too much expendible income earmarked for groceries, and not enough expendible income earmarked for hygienic supplies and clothing.BURRRRP…grab me another 40 of beer, will ya?

  6. UnholyKrep

    Well look there- it’s a modern, high functioning man.

    Or a drunked up hobo on his way to the soup kitchen. Whichever.

  7. whiskeyafternoon

    a good bowel movement brings laughter and smiles, no matter what age you are.

  8. Gesundheit.

  9. holymoly

    weiner is a complicated modern man.

  10. It had to be said

    The Old Man and the Sea

  11. RHawk

    He’s smiling because the bounty hunter brought him Han Solo frozen in carbonite.

  12. I’d like to see HIS personal trainer try and tell him he can’t order something off the menu.

  13. …and yet your girlfriend would still bang him.

  14. MrsWrong

    This is what a happy fulfilled American looks like…haters in 3,2,1…

  15. “And if I’m elected mayor of New York City, it’ll be free nachos at the bowling alley on Mondays!”

  16. Arsenico

    A-B-C! Always Be Closing! Always Be Closing your fridge, dude!

  17. Dave Mustaine


  18. KC

    All he needs is a cardboard sign.

  19. snarl

    “the fat baldwin”

  20. Steelerchick

    Doesn’t he have an iron??

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