Tom Cruise at the premiere of Super 8 in Los Angeles. (June 8, 2011)
Starting to show the affects of too many facial plastic surgeries. Creepy.
Every time a closet opens, a thetan gets its wings….
He’s only there cause an ‘8’ looks like balls
haha holy shit!
In answer to a query as to when he and Katie last had sex, Tom Cruise invites the paparazzi to smell his fingers.
He looks like he just spotted a hunky man-crush across the room.
Tom Cruise walked out during Super 8 when he learned that it was not gay porn despite the title. He managed a half wave and smile for the press before leaving.
Turns out it was all of us who couldn’t handle the truth.
Three in the stink, men got no pink.
We’re all pink on the inside.
For extra brownie points, always keep two fingers up Hubbard’s ghost’s ass.
You are not looking for these thetans.
I thought Super 8 was a by-the-hour roadside motel?
Me too! I keep thinking isn’t that some shitty motel where hookers and heroin addicts go?
Don’t you dare look at me. I’m not going to give you my soul, Mr. Snuise.
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