Argh, this outfit is crying out for a scarf!
Haha! — you are so right!
*sigh* Charlie Sheen hates me, sob…….
Douchebag Pose #2: The new-in-town depressed farmer.
The man who will be blamed for destroying Two and Half Men.
Is it possible to destroy that which is already a pile of shit?
No shit, right? Thank u!
He looks like a character in an van Gogh painting.
Johnny Depp used to have better taste.
What with all the young pussy wandering around Hollywood, and taking a second for himself, Ashton Kutcher ponders his decision to marry a woman 20 years his senior.
Mr. Smith needs to shave if he’s going to save America.
That’s Bruce’s hat! Oh, no, he dadn’t!!
Apparently Demi digs the Red Skelton Hobo look in a man. She’s dating herself with that. Carbon dating.
“Oh for God’s sake, Demi. It was just a little harmless flirting. Now stop grovelling and get the hell up. People are starting to stare.”
God I wish he was dead…
That’s exactly how I start dressing too right after I finally get a job.
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Ashton Kutcher in New York City. (June 9, 2011)