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She’s never been the same since she finally escaped from Mr. Slave’s ass. Lemmiwinks!
“Paris Hilton,Parishilton, Parishilton…”
look’s like her head is going to fall off
Wait… does herpes do that? We can only hope…
So her new gig’s Slutvira, Mistress of the Herp?
I am a skank, not a tranny. I thought all of my sex tape finally proved tghat.
I remember when she said she would not get implants because she was a classy broad. I guess things changed.
she turned 30…
Those aren’t implants. See those two straps crossing under her breasts? Those things are tightened by those strap-ratchet things on flatbed semi trucks.
Mischa Barton’s twin.
A disease ridden fame whore “famous” for releasing an “unauthorized” sex tape?
Certainly- but do note that her ass doesn’t alter tidal patterns, and her sister hasn’t been tagged, released, and tracked in the wilds of the Pacific Northwest .
So, like, she’s got that goin’ for her.
Yeah, but how do you think Kim Kardashian oozed into the spotlight? She used to be Paris Hilton’s best friend forever (“or until I don’t like you anymore, whichever comes first”).
Derp.
Yes, she may be a tranny, but she certainly appears to be an incredibly well hung one.
Where the hell did those come from?
I’m talking about these pustules around the head of my cock.
“Yesh occifer, of course I can walk a straight line. Oopsie. Just a minute. Lemme shtart over.” Hiccup. “My purse? Oh, this isn’t MY purse. I’m just holding it for a friend.” Giggle. Sigh. “So, you wanna touch my boobs?” Burp.