superficial

  1. Antonio’s new perfume? Eu de Melanoma?

  2. Cock Dr

    What a peculiar dress.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Banderas was photographed here saying “Who?” when asked where Melanie Griffith was.

  4. DeucePickle

    “Oh look, Selma is here, thank God” !

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Oysters a la Reguera

  6. The Brown Streak

    Wow, dude, wear a belt! What? What are the rest of you looking at?

  7. Contusion

    Goldie and Oldie

  8. Buddy The Elf

    Somewhere across the globe, Melanie pours another glass of wine from the box in the pantry and desperately works the bicycle pump attached to her lips.

  9. lily

    shes cute, looks like penelope cruz. ugly unflattering dress she has on.

  10. The Pope

    “Yeah, it comes in one of those crowns, like you see in the back of taxi cabs.”

  11. Ols

    Antonio Banderas Fragrances for Men … when you not only want to look as if you could be like this girl’s father, you’ll smell like it too.

  12. Blech

    Aaand another attractive woman who looks away from his goofy ass.

  13. journalschism

    “Later, I’ll be debuting my penis inside her vagina.”

  14. willynilly

    oh no, there goes Melanie now off to the plastic surgeon again for more of the fountain of youth to hold onto her man. poor insecure Mel.

  15. cc

    Melanie! Wait! It’s not what it looks like! Yoohooooo!

  16. “Eet’s called an O-pen Marri-age…”

  17. Looks better than his wife Muddy Griffith.

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