Antonio’s new perfume? Eu de Melanoma?
What a peculiar dress.
What a hideous dress. Fixed.
I kind of like it.
I kind of like it…on the floor of my bedroom.
Banderas was photographed here saying “Who?” when asked where Melanie Griffith was.
“Oh look, Selma is here, thank God” !
Oysters a la Reguera
Wow, dude, wear a belt! What? What are the rest of you looking at?
Goldie and Oldie
Somewhere across the globe, Melanie pours another glass of wine from the box in the pantry and desperately works the bicycle pump attached to her lips.
shes cute, looks like penelope cruz. ugly unflattering dress she has on.
“Yeah, it comes in one of those crowns, like you see in the back of taxi cabs.”
Antonio Banderas Fragrances for Men … when you not only want to look as if you could be like this girl’s father, you’ll smell like it too.
Aaand another attractive woman who looks away from his goofy ass.
“Later, I’ll be debuting my penis inside her vagina.”
oh no, there goes Melanie now off to the plastic surgeon again for more of the fountain of youth to hold onto her man. poor insecure Mel.
Melanie! Wait! It’s not what it looks like! Yoohooooo!
“Eet’s called an O-pen Marri-age…”
Looks better than his wife Muddy Griffith.
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