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  1. Just when they were starting to live down their “Coke capital of the world” reputation…

  2. Joe

    Because “cocaine” isn’t retro enough.

  3. This must be what it’s like in Beverly Hiills–Brooklyn Decker photobombs all the time.

  4. “Hey 300! When’re ya gonna make another good movie?”

    • He doesn’t make movies anymore. His new career is showing up places where he thinks he might run across some paparazzi so they’ll take his picture and everyone will think he still makes movies.

  5. Jade

    Thank you, Gerard, for displaying to us exactly how far the mighty can fall.

  6. Joaquin ingles

    I knew Pablo Escobar’s death was faked.

  7. The Brown Streak

    That’s one way to attract a Lohan.

  8. SupaDupa

    He got so much “service” out there they gave him a t-shirt….Nice!

  9. Crissy

    That’s one happy customer!

  10. lily

    He has really aged himself with all the drugs

  11. Swearin

    Is this like how some people stump for Real California Cheese over the Wisconsin stuff? Except for cocaine, not cheese…although both taste great.

  12. journalschism

    “Hey, Gerry, come back! My sister’s mouth is still in the shape of your c*ck!”

  13. cc

    Oh good, the guy giving me a quote on a new deck finally showed up.

  14. El Jefe

    Colombia, how appropriate considering he is responsible for about 20% of their GDP.

  15. tlmck

    Not shown: The person run over by the silver SUV.

  16. I think the only thing on the wagon is the dirty needle he lost as he fell off.

  17. HawaiianZ

    “I bought 2 kilos and all I got was this free shirt!”

  18. Trustician

    That woman is a dealer who just realized all six of her kids are going to college.

  19. “I am one… wild and cur-azy guy…”

  20. dinosaurland

    Did he time travel? Because I swear that’s Kirsten Dunst circa 1999 in that SUV.

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