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  1. Cock Dr

    I guess Uma’s pregnant….very very pregnant.

  2. Damn… Octomom is starting to look goo… OH WTF??? my eyes!!!

  3. Lemmiwinks

    If her water breaks Manhattan is the new Atlantis.

  4. The lady from Total Recall has aged horrible.

  5. The lady from Total Recall has aged horribly.

  6. No….no, no, no. Put a supportive bra on, woman!

  7. Joaquin ingles

    “Aw shit, that Tony guy is heading this way again.”

  8. The Brown Streak

    I thought Mike Meyers ditched the Fat Bastard character.

  9. your mom

    good god, that thing looks heavy.

  10. UniversalUgly

    You know in Dawn Of The Dead when the lady dies and turns into a zombie but is still pregnant with a zombie baby? Well she looked better.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I find it very relaxing, the sound of pregnant women calling to one another

  12. CranAppleSnapple

    I.m playing Diablo3 right now, and Uma keeps running towards me with her arms waggling above her head, and then she explodes and eels erupt out of her and chase me down the street.

    • Chris

      Ok, I laughed so hard at that I think I peed myself.

      • hmmmm

        What? That was a funny comment? For fuck’s sake, that was the cheesiest, second-most bland comment on this page! Your sense of humor is shit. Both of ya’s. Think of something funny next time, you know, for the ADULTS.

      • Chris

        I still think it was funny but then I’m playing Diablo 3 right now too and she’s a pretty good match.

  13. Coyote

    I did not need to see this

  14. Smuggling bowling balls?

  15. she killed my boner right along with Bill

  16. Fuck The Smiths

    A pair of wonk boobs to match her wonk eyes.

  17. Blech

    “But WHY can’t I VOMIT into the mouth of MY fetus?!”

  18. newly blind

    This would make a great poster promoting abstinence.

  19. trippeldub

    “Oh you’re kidding me! Third time this week someone double parked next to the Uterus Tractor-Trailer.”

  20. Miss Moppet

    She looks like a Picasso gone horribly awry.

  21. cc

    That looks really uncomfortable.

  22. bigalkie

    I still would

  23. neo_v

    well played Jessica Simpson, but your full house has been trumped by a straight flush!

  24. tlmck

    Finally a body that matches the face.

  25. Looks like she’s giving birth to a pair of small-ish twins plus Baby Huey.

  26. Herman Gumper

    I’m Meltiiiiiiiinnnnngggggg!

  27. rican

    Andre the Giant wants his belly back!

  28. puuke!

    uma god

  29. Zed

    ruined

  30. bobbyleebobbylee

    What is wrong with that boob?

  31. Hugh Jazz

    Tarantino: “Yes, yes, but how are her FEET?”

  32. skidmark

    Uma Thurman just changed the minds of all Republicans against birth control.

  33. paul

    It looks like her wax figure is melting.

  34. I’m actually turned on. Uma finally has boobs.

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