I guess Uma’s pregnant….very very pregnant.
Should we tell her?
Naw that’s totally too much pizza, beer and DirectTV
Damn… Octomom is starting to look goo… OH WTF??? my eyes!!!
If her water breaks Manhattan is the new Atlantis.
where was this comment on a jessica simpson pic?!
We did similar stuff for her. Click here and then scroll down to my video embed.
Yeah, we’re thoughtful and consistent like that.
The lady from Total Recall has aged horrible.
The lady from Total Recall has aged horribly.
No….no, no, no. Put a supportive bra on, woman!
“Aw shit, that Tony guy is heading this way again.”
I thought Mike Meyers ditched the Fat Bastard character.
good god, that thing looks heavy.
You know in Dawn Of The Dead when the lady dies and turns into a zombie but is still pregnant with a zombie baby? Well she looked better.
That was AWESOME.
I find it very relaxing, the sound of pregnant women calling to one another
I.m playing Diablo3 right now, and Uma keeps running towards me with her arms waggling above her head, and then she explodes and eels erupt out of her and chase me down the street.
Ok, I laughed so hard at that I think I peed myself.
What? That was a funny comment? For fuck’s sake, that was the cheesiest, second-most bland comment on this page! Your sense of humor is shit. Both of ya’s. Think of something funny next time, you know, for the ADULTS.
I still think it was funny but then I’m playing Diablo 3 right now too and she’s a pretty good match.
I did not need to see this
Smuggling bowling balls?
she killed my boner right along with Bill
A pair of wonk boobs to match her wonk eyes.
“But WHY can’t I VOMIT into the mouth of MY fetus?!”
This would make a great poster promoting abstinence.
“Oh you’re kidding me! Third time this week someone double parked next to the Uterus Tractor-Trailer.”
She looks like a Picasso gone horribly awry.
That looks really uncomfortable.
I still would
well played Jessica Simpson, but your full house has been trumped by a straight flush!
Finally a body that matches the face.
Looks like she’s giving birth to a pair of small-ish twins plus Baby Huey.
Andre the Giant wants his belly back!
What is wrong with that boob?
Tarantino: “Yes, yes, but how are her FEET?”
Uma Thurman just changed the minds of all Republicans against birth control.
It looks like her wax figure is melting.
I’m actually turned on. Uma finally has boobs.
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Uma Thurman in New York City. (June 6, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN