Wow, that dude’s head looks shopped on that body…
Photo-boy, you scamp, you!

It’s from James’ new series Fatty and the Stickbug. It’s a buddy cop show a la Starsky and Hutch. They drive around in a Mini Cooper and the comedy relief comes every time Gandolfini slides across the hood to drive.

“Pucker up, LOVER!!”

I’ve seen amputees with healthier looking arms.

Fuck taking a pic… buy the man a goddam panini already!

Seen here taking a picture with his next meal.

“Oh thank God, the camera can see him too”

My god, how does that man lift, well, anything?

Welcome to the gun show ladies.

“This is a nice camera. Maybe you should get one of these for yourself. Aaaahhh, just kidding. Here ya go, paisan.”

I thought DJ Qualls was younger than that.

left; can’t eat. right; can’t stop.

“I’m gonna call you Skinny Pussy.”

Angelina Jolie is doing a movie with Tony Soprano??

OKAY, what necromancer brought back Laurel & Hardy? Shame on you!

Gandolfini taking a pic with a guy the 40 Year Old Virgin laughs at.

Tony celebrates with his new Consigliere, Stephen “Black Holes” Hawking.

After spending some time in Ethoipia, Tony Sopranos cousin Charlie Bones comes back looking a little bit malnourished

Without this picture, they’ll never believe I hung out with the sideshow Birdboy! Hey, asshole, look at this camera…

“Now watch the screen…you can see your body mass moving into mine via osmosis.”

“Quick, hold onto me before the wind blows me back to Auschwitz!”

Looks like cancer. Glad he was able to meet a celebrity before he died.

Italy’s austerity measures must be worse than I thought.

I think it is some kind of privacy violation to photograph a fat transfusion.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And so between them both you see
They licked the platter clean