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  1. Nice beard shithead!

    What is he Amish?

  2. CK

    must’ve misread the invite. it said JACKET, not undershirt.

  3. lily

    what a tool

  4. Little Black Jacket, meet Little White Jackoff.

  5. journalschism

    That’s the face of a man who had a virtual sword fight with Ryan Reynolds and lost.

  6. bigalkie

    Plays an Amish street hustler in a remake of Midnight Cowboy.

  7. dani

    I’d hit it. While shaving that hobo beard, of course.

  8. RobN

    Let’s explain it again, you date the beard, you don’t grow it.

  9. Stryfe

    Looks like the wildlings raped the shit out of Jon Snow.

  10. Hwaet

    Osama.

  11. cc

    If you heard the name Penn Badglet, you’d guess he looked like this, wouldn’t you?

  12. your mum

    when did he join al kaida?

  13. Hugh Jazz

    I don’t always act like a total douche, but when I do, I wear Chanel.

  14. You know, it’s customary that one takes a shower and performs certain other ablutions before one shows up at events.

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