Nice beard shithead!

What is he Amish?

must’ve misread the invite. it said JACKET, not undershirt.

what a tool

Little Black Jacket, meet Little White Jackoff.

That’s the face of a man who had a virtual sword fight with Ryan Reynolds and lost.

Plays an Amish street hustler in a remake of Midnight Cowboy.

I’d hit it. While shaving that hobo beard, of course.

Let’s explain it again, you date the beard, you don’t grow it.

Looks like the wildlings raped the shit out of Jon Snow.

Osama.

If you heard the name Penn Badglet, you’d guess he looked like this, wouldn’t you?

when did he join al kaida?

I don’t always act like a total douche, but when I do, I wear Chanel.

You know, it’s customary that one takes a shower and performs certain other ablutions before one shows up at events.