1. ThisWillHurt

    “Edgar, your skin is hangin’ off your bones.”

  2. “Hmmm…how can I continue to fuck every hot girl in Europe without my dick getting sore?”

  3. Darth Mung


  4. “Fucking Victoria’s Secret models is such strenuous work, but somebody’s got to do it.”

  5. Ian Burke

    “I just grab my jowls and pull the skin to the side, and Presto!, instant plastic surgery!”

  6. One CAN simply bang one’s ex-wife!

  7. BettyRubble

    He’s so pissed off that his blind date turned out to be a 75 yr old,morbidly obese woman that he’s trying to break his own neck.

  8. lori

    Well, he was cute when he was a kid.

  9. Jenn

    I guess mileage trumps age.

  10. Fucked her, fucked her, gonna fuck her, that’s a dude, fucked her…

  11. Mojo rising

    I wish he would strangle. Gives me hope seeing him might do it himself….

  12. “Why yes, I AM hot shit…why do you ask?”

  13. I coulda been a contendah…

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