Gay or European? Why not both?
This is the best Brigitte has looked since she stopped smoking crack with Flavor Flav.
“Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.”
The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.”
He was great as a Rock’em Sock’em Robot.
“And then he smells crime again, he’s out busting heads. Then he’s back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.”
He was one of my biggest crushes as a teenager. I still would.
Still pissed that Matt Damon beat him out for Behind The Candelabra…
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