superficial

  1. it had to be said

    She looks comfortable.

  2. Every time I see a picture of them, I just smell cheap cologne and musk…taint musk.

    • BAHAHA. I smell cigarette smoke, hairspray, b.o. covered by Brut 33 and Obsession, a dog’s expressed anal glands and fake tanner

  3. My eyes just said “Ouch!”

  4. Battle fortress Dog is armed and ready.

  5. I have no words

  6. Freebie

    She looks like she’s going to explode.

  7. That’s one helluva girdle she’s wearing.

  8. Same waist she had in high school.

  9. I thought they killed these two off in the last season of Game of Thrones?

  10. babble

    “I caaaaaaaan’t put my arrrrrrms dooooown!!!”

  11. Remember “Big Trouble in Little China”, she’s gonna explode if Kurt Russell appears at the awards.

  12. PassingTrue

    Two questions:
    1. Where do you start?
    2. Why would you?

  13. Dog giving the cutoff sign to the dude blowing up her wetsuit dress thingy.

  14. Donald Sterling

    Amazing that she doesn’t just tip over.

  15. Cock Dr

    I suspect that if a motorboating was attempted it would result in a terrible prolonged drowning.
    When Dog goes in there he must bring his own air supply equipment.

  16. So not attractive, and as such, so perfect for one another.

  17. Smaller ass than Kim or Khloe.

  18. Bonky

    In his rush to get to the awards, it appears that Dog may have
    overinflated Beth.

  19. Pickle Nose

    This is the world that we live in. Kinda makes you want to walk into the garage, start the car, roll down the window, and go to sleep.

  20. Fucking nasty pigs.

  21. here’s just one of many things I don’t get about Dog: his profession relies on blending in, being undetected. So he dies his hair orange, spikes it up and dresses like Johnny Cash on LSD?

    • His profession involves sitting around the office waiting for the person that cosigned on the bond to call you and tell you where the defendant is because they are liable.

  22. Stinky

    She has no neck! And the left one, … jeeez.

  23. The South Park version of her is so fucking accurate.

  24. Cap'n Obvious

    Holy. Fucking. Shit.

    And these people are wealthy folks. There is no god.

  25. Voice of Reisling

    THE MOUNTAIN!

  26. When she unhooks her bra, all her inner organs will burst out.

  27. meeps!

    HULK SMASH!

  28. south park has really revolutionized the animation business…

  29. fuckface

    “Look kids, i will make a balloon dog!”
    *squeeka, squeeka, squeeka*
    “Look kids. Some Legs!”
    *squeeka, squeeka, squeeka*
    “Who sees some ears?”
    *squeeka, squeeka, squeeka*
    “Who the fuck am I kidding. I can only make the Snoopy at the Macy’s Day Parade.”

  30. MZ MIZRY

    oh man now my ankles are hurting.

  31. She looks like a truck tire that’s 100K past warranty and is about to have a sidewall blowout.

  32. oldfool

    Your move Coco.

  33. I totally would. And I’d make Dog give me the “Come to Jesus” talk while I did.

  34. I’ll bet she was great to look at once upon a time. But as George Harrison wrote: ♫ ♪ All Things Must Pass…♫ ♪

  35. brycet

    Isn’t it a little early for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade?

  36. Jackie

    They look like they would smell like perfume, rancid crab and sweaty penny-hand.

  37. mavis davis

    This is what happens when trailer trash finally get rich enough to shop at Target.

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