Bruce Jenner in Malibu. (June 4, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
You’d think, with all the money Bruce has, he could go to a better fucking plastic surgeon who doesn’t leave a visible seam on his face.
Many face peels reveal everything.
I could have done that work for half the price with my pocket knife and some 8lbs test.
Wanna know how I got these scars?
Still needs a VO5 treatment.
Step #1 Cut off Bruce Jenner’s face, sew it on, assume his identity
Step #2 Marry some dumb rich bitch, use her to get a reality show and lot of money
Step #3 Have plastic surgery to prep for assuming Hillary Clinton’s identity.
What a sad, sad man.
I just never liked my pecs. That’s it. No other reason for these DD breast implants. Now leave me alone!
At this point I’m 99% certain someone has murdered Bruce Jenner and is walking around wearing his face as a mask. Probably Scott Disick…he’s got a definite serial killer vibe about him.
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Just when you think it can’t possibly get any worse…
Poor bastard thinks pouring coffee into his gas tank will give his car more pep.
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