1. You’d think, with all the money Bruce has, he could go to a better fucking plastic surgeon who doesn’t leave a visible seam on his face.

  2. Wanna know how I got these scars?

  3. Still needs a VO5 treatment.

  4. Donald Sterling

    Step #1 Cut off Bruce Jenner’s face, sew it on, assume his identity

    Step #2 Marry some dumb rich bitch, use her to get a reality show and lot of money

    Step #3 Have plastic surgery to prep for assuming Hillary Clinton’s identity.

  5. What a sad, sad man.

  6. Cap'n Obvious

    I just never liked my pecs. That’s it. No other reason for these DD breast implants. Now leave me alone!

  7. CptCreep

    Buffalo…. Bill….

  8. At this point I’m 99% certain someone has murdered Bruce Jenner and is walking around wearing his face as a mask. Probably Scott Disick…he’s got a definite serial killer vibe about him.

  9. Vlad

    It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

  10. Just when you think it can’t possibly get any worse…

  11. Poor bastard thinks pouring coffee into his gas tank will give his car more pep.

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