1. Pasty-Hulk
    Known powers:
    Annoy all surrounding her with obnoxious, pretentious, and condescending blabbing.

    Physical Attributes:
    250 lbs.

    Known group affiliations:
    Dunkin’ Doughnuts VIP club
    Krispy Kreme Mouth of the month club

  2. They just opened up space for 5 people in Guantanamo, so I’m not sure why this retinal terrorist is still on the loose.

  3. That’s a representation of the average women on TV? NO.

  4. “Girls”? What’s she doing on the set?

  5. PassingTrue

    Somebody announced pudding on the catering truck.

  6. buzz

    Even the ugly dress can’t mask all that ugly wearing it.

  7. Donald Sterling

    Oh fuck, you made eye contact, IT’S GONNA CHARGE!!!

  8. Dress by Roy Lichtenstein?

  9. bonky

    She wore that same dress when she was on the cover of
    “Fat Skank” magazine.

  10. maria


  11. You can’t flex pure fat, honey.

  12. well, it’s official. I’m not going to watch “girls”. Not ever. No.

  13. donkeylicks

    “When you’re sliding into first, and you feel something burst”

  14. Look at this ham. Look at it.

  15. spikedtounge

    Yabba Dabba Don’t!

  16. Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman,
    Be he alive, or be he dead,
    I’ll grind his bones to make my bread!

  17. Fun Fact: It’s actually considered rude and aggressive in the primate kingdom to look a gorilla directly in the eyes. Look it up.

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