superficial

  1. Short Round

    I totally would… do the blonde in the back. Double entendre fully intended.

  2. anon

    You’d have to be ‘fearless’ to wear that abomination.

  3. There’s always a zombie in a denim onesie in the background whose eyes say it – - Wait… wtf?

  4. Donald Sterling

    Your move Lena Dunham!

  5. Flatliner

    Well played Demi, you deserve an A+ for use of multiple misdirection techniques.

  6. If Kylie Minogue needed an exorcism, I imagine it would look something like the girl on the left.

  7. Looks like she stopped cutting calories, too.

  8. Bonky

    I’d do her, but she would have to keep that outfit on.

  9. Fun, Fearless and Fat Awards

  10. I hope they aren’t paying her by the pound.

  11. I didn’t know Demi knew Heather Matarazzo.

  12. Cap'n Obvious

    I came here for the fat shaming.

    Seriously, if you can’t sing and you even have to autotune your order at a McDonald’s drive-thru, you should work the fuck out and give us something to look at.

    Get on it fatty. Set the plate of seven-layer dip down and back away slowly.

  13. donkeylicks

    Never a Corinthian around when you need one. Oh, wait…

  14. Demi is one chunker that I’d be all over like aphids on roses.

  15. Here we see Scorpion unmasked and taking a personal day away from Mortal Kombat

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