superficial

  1. The look when Franco gets behind.

  2. Short Round

    The inevitable look of any young woman who lets and old funky rider between her legs.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    James Franco is obviously a secret agent hired by the Lesbian cabal to drive Amber back in the other direction.

  4. LOOK AT THAT ASS!! JOHNNY DEPP RUINED HER!!

  5. James Franco should wear that helmet all the time.

  6. Flatliner

    Don’t worry ladies, you are over 17 so he won’t show you his helmet-head.

  7. I’m betting he already jizzed on that helmet.

  8. Swearin

    “Uh, yeah, the director requests that you please stop grabbing her tits while you do this scene on the bike, Mr. Franco”
    “Don’t censor my art.”

  9. “Amber, close your pie hole. You’re drooling and attracting flies, spiders, and other vermin.”

  10. “Hey! We get paid to be in movies! If you want us to act, that is gonna cost you extra!”

  11. Jesus, first Depp, and now Franco. Who knew smelly douchebags were her kryptonite?

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