Emily Ratajkowski posted this pic to Instagram. (June 4, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Wow… That is all.
This is moving beyond 0_0 to just plain evil.
Boy, this is going to feel so awkward tomorrow but in the moment having sex with my monitor just felt right.
Call your monitor tomorrow and buy it some flowers and everything’s cool.
Ditto to the above responses.
fap fap fap fap fap fap
And just wait till I get home….
Thanx Photo Boy; RoseyPalm and myself appericate your diligent work. :)
My man Jack, your daft left-handed typing just produced the infinitley charming, deilcate, faintly apricot-scented neoverb “to appericate”, the extended prospective use whereof I hereby propose for all of us whenever we wish to convey our RoseyPalm-style appreciation of Miss Ratajkowski.
No nipples thus Instagram avoids instigating the Great Internet Tit Deprivation Riot of 2014
And here I sharpened my pitchfork for nothing.
I have been a good boy Santa so please……………….
¡Si! ¡Si! ¡Si!
Holy Bat Tits!
If they’d taught math like this, I could have done much better in Algebra.
I seem to have misplaced my guitar pick, may I borrow one of yours? Any of the green ones will do!
I’m starting to like Instagram
Sweet merciful Jesus.
I blew my load too early. It’s all downhill for the gallery from here.
Doesn’t get any better than that.
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
That is all.
I’m not going to say “no thanks”, but those are some weird shaped titties.
As a woman, I find it intensely sad that you apparently have no idea what non-silicone boobs look like.
You’re a female electrician??? Wow, those are few & far between. From one sparky to another, how long have you been in the trade?
Allow me to suggest that you should take this as an opportunity to stop obsessively commenting on every post Fish does, get out of your Mom’s basement, find some kind of socially acceptable hobby, and pray, daily, that it makes you interesting enough that some poor woman will take pity on you and introduce you to what a natural breast actually looks like.
I’ve been blessed to have close encounters with my share of really amazing, natural female breasts. Her breasts in this photo look weird. Sorry. Maybe it’s the angle.
The only thing weird is your definition of weird.
I’m pretty sure it’s the shape of the bra that makes her breast seem to have an odd shape. Removing said bra will make everything better. Sooo much better…
The “bra” to which you refer is painted on her.
Take your pick…over which body part to stare at while fapping.
you know that guy bruce lee fights at the end of enter the dragon with the claw hand?
you know how he had that room full of mirrors?
that’s where she should have a photo shoot.
That body should be preserved for all eternity so we can study it.
I can’t think of a better use for guitar picks.
The “guitar picks” are the wash off kind.
I have to say I’m not crazy about her face, but since it’s just her face I have a problem with I guess I really don’t have much of a problem.
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