the verisimilitude of Madame Tussaud’s work is stunning.
He’s growing old so gracefully.
Mischa Barton has seen better days.
I guess Lindsay Lohan bought a scooter, huh?
LaToya Jackson – your momma lied. You ARE the pretty one!
Who knew that Meghan McCain was such a big Steven Tyler fan?
Big Bird’s halloween costume.
It looks like Gollum just learned how to ride his bike without training wheels. They grow up so fast.
Gah, the T-1000 from Terminator 2 looks REALLY outdated today.
carly simon is an old pro at preventing a nip slip. good for her.
Joan Rivers has gone and done it this time!
“shit the t-1000 inadvertantly morphed into”
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, nah it’s just an aging rocker that’s lame.
Lisa Rinna stayed in the sun WAAAYYYY too long!
And he brought forth an elvin child…who would a thunk it!!
Dude looks like a lady, an incredibly hideous lady, but a lady just the same.
At one thousand times magnification the microscope shows us creatures straight out of the world of nightmares.
REAL ROCKSTARS DONT WEAR SAFETY HELMETS.
Cute flower printed jeans Steven!
So what if she has no breasts. She could fit three c***s in her mouth at the same time!
The last time I wore mirrored sunglasses was 1980, just sayin’
His chin strap is actually holding up his chin.
He definitely did some work on his face … it didn’t work
Damn, how fast is he going? Those G-forces are really mushing his face.
Steven Tyler is so fucked up they now make him wear a helmet in case he tries banging his head against a brick wall…again!
He’s actually looking at the Superficial caption to see where he is.
A monkey on a bike is always funny.
I didn’t know Martha Raye was still alive!
Are you there, God? It’s me, Melty Face.
The mirrored sunglasses were simply no match for the power of the Ark of the Covenant.
The helmet seems unnecessary as brain damage seems to be a foregone conclusion.
Leave Steven Tyler ALONE! :)
Fire Marshall Bill in a bicycle helmet….he’s never looked more ‘special’.
That new Terminator looks scary
I swear Madonna just keeps looking worse and worse.
Drugs are bad mmmkay
That’s not Steven Tyler, that’s Hannibal Lecter escaping with Steven Tyler’s face!
Looks like Bridget Marquardt has found her next patient/sugar daddy
Poor Maria Shriver… she just can’t keep it together anymore.
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