1. whiskeyafternoon

    I don’t care what kind of horse hormones he’s putting in his body, that is one ripped senior citizen.

  2. True, but whuck is up with that vein??

  3. His vascular system is trying to escape his body.

  4. terry

    A hardcore heroin addict wishes he had that type of veinage.

  5. The Pope of Cleveland

    How many people are on Jersey Shore now?!

  6. Jack

    “Ay yo, where’d they put duh Metamucil?”

  7. Eddie

    That’s not a vein! That’s a tube pumping HGH into his body, 24/7, just like Bane.

  8. Arizona Ken

    Photographic evidence that infants and the elderly both make the same face while crapping in their pants.

  9. MrsWrong

    Black dude! *slugs neighbor in shoulder*

  10. Squishy

    Older, but still our Rambo!!

  11. hguor? sick, sick, sick I tell you

    Sly getting too high brow with the titles

  12. Bullet In The Head… Just curious, was this picture taken at the moment of impact?

  13. j/k

    When I was a kid I would have never thought Sylvester Stallone’s arms would be almost as big as Madonna’s.

  14. zomgbie


  15. macmac

    Lou Reed looks fit.

  16. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He’s still dangerous. Dangerously close to self parody.

  17. vitobonespur

    He looks like a tortoise who can’t find his shell.

  18. Brennan Haley

    A bullet in the head isn’t going to stop him at all.

  19. KC

    Lipstick : Pig :: Tattoo : Stallone

  20. Another hollywood moron jumps on the tattoo bandwagon

  21. hhh

    Amazing, his head is the same shape as Linus Van Pelt’s.

  22. CharmlessMan

    He looks like one of those 4chan faces.

  23. Jeremy P.

    I wish I had that hair

  24. Sad Keanu got nuthin’ on Utterly Disoriented Sly.

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