The blurry guy in the foreground…not gay.
The girl on the left: definitely gay.
Girl on left: “Yep. I’m wet.”
Dunno who is this is, but I want some of her.
Sand *and* a g-string. Youch.
This makes me want to go bobbing for apples.
That ring is fucking huge.
I really hope you’re talking about that ring that I want to jump into, and not the one on her finger.
At first I was like “WOW”.
Then I looked and like “UGH”.
Then I was like “NEXT, CLICK”.
Exactly my reaction.
That must make you better than the rest of us.
Yeah, cause PICKING the wedgie is embarassing!
wow, look at that lumbar hyperlordosis.
I googled that and now feel very ashamed…
What the Green Lantern should have been.
She’s an Italian “tv host”, she just broke with her bf.
I have no idea who she is, but she just made me jizz in my pants. Step it up, Blake Lively.
Hey Melissa, can you touch your elbow behind your back?
No way, he got to keep the Green Lantern ring? Man, I’m not gay or anything, but Ryan Reynolds has an amazing ass.
Melissa who? Aw, it doesn’t matter, send her to my house immediately anyway.
I want to thrust my Penis deep into her ass…then let loose the dogs of war
I was totally unfamiliar with this young woman so I google.imaged her. And you know what??? She is fucking stunning!
Someone tell Jessica Alba that we found her ass.
Thongs: Sexy to look at. But there’s no WAY that thing doesn’t smell like ass-juice.
… as would at least three of my body parts.
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