Jessica Simpson, pictured here, on a sting operation chasing down rogue pizzas in the wild.
Found them! She’s carrying them in her cheeks like a chipmunk, right?
When’s the wedding?!?
Looks like someone cut off her head.
Did she eat the creepy Cheetos cheetah?
“Waaaiiiit a second. So, I get in this “car”, close the doorrr, and when i open it again, I’ll be somewhere else??”
“I see….dead piggies. Tasty, tasty dead piggies.”
“Now hear me out, what if, just what if, my hair were actually linguini noodles?”
I don’t see the point in including this in TCWM
Agreed. “Jessica Simpson is West Hollywood”. So what? TCWM should really have an upper limit on the number of pictures posted – maybe 20, tops.
While she certainly is growing at an alarming rate, I don’t think that Jessica Simpson is actually West Hollywood… yet!
Heh heh, good eye :)
“And here we see the wildlife just after consuming the entire interior of the car”
“Onnnnnly the sandwich knows…”
Is that Vanessa with a slice? That BETTER not be Vanessa with a SLICE! First my man, now MY PIZZA!!!?!
“My fried chicken sense is tingling.”
The ocean depths are home to untold numbers of strange and bizarre creatures
“Hold on . . . I think I see arches.”
Wow, her gut is absolutely huge now! The lens isn’t wide enough to get the whole thing to fit into the bottom of the frame.
Unsatisfied with the bobble hula dancer on his dash board, the limo driver opted to decapitate Jessica Simpson.
Chubby bunny chubby bunny chubby bunny
That picture looks like it was taken with a chain saw.
And every guy here would jump at the chance to nail her. I know I would.
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