Jersey Shore star The Situation in Seaside Heights, NJ. (June 29, 2011)
looks like he has a receding hairline Situation
Focus on the maroon bustier in the back and not on the white (Italian) douche in the front.
Come onnnnn skin cancer!
why the fuck would you wear sun glasses 24/7 and just look over them and never through?
They’re Transitions Reading Len…awwww, who am I kidding, he can’t read!
Jesus….is this kid ever going to come out of the closet?
I heard these assholes just got back from desegrating my favorite bar in OCMD, Secrets…..
Desegregating? Was it a whites-only bar? Because none of those Jersey Shore people are black, as much as they might want to be…
Wrong spelling….I meant “desecrating”
I really shouldn’t have to point this out, but he’s not making that face because he sees tits. Its because he sees some dicks and his mouth opens in a Pavlovian response. Geez!
“I KNOW, they ARE really yellow, ain’t they?”
“Did ya get a whiffa that shit? Yeah, bra, I just fahted majah”
It’s good to know the women of Seaside Heights have educated themselves on what a safe distance is from that “Situation”
What a twat!!
Nice freaking nose.
ye hes gross looking for sure..>.>
His workout needs to incorporate some exercise that makes his lower jaw bigger.
Perhaps a right cross-left-hook-type-Situation???
It looks like he is wearing Chloe Kardashian’s murkin on his head.
If he wants to play pocket pool with actual balls, he’s gonna have to find another table.
“Hey guyz, if you need to find me I’m heading to the gay pride parade.”
Where is the flesh-eating bacteria when you need it?
The word “douche” has officially retired, citing exhaustion. When asked for further comment, Douche replied, “It was those fucking Jersey Shore fucks. What chance did I have?”
Douche is such a small word to describe such an enormous…..douche. Damn.
SUUUU-PRIIIISE, SU-PRIZE, SU-PRIZE!!!
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